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Fraser Michael Bohm Claims He Cannot Be Held Responsible For Killing Multiple Women Because Galaxy Gas Already Rendered Him Brain Dead

September 30th, 2026

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Promenade Visitors Treated to Horrific Visage of AI Chuck Norris, Courtesy of Raising Canes

September 21st, 2026

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“Act of God;” Desperate Festival Organisers Resort to Rain Dance to Justify Cancellation After Low Ticket Sales

September 14th, 2026

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Gore Verbinski on AI Schools: “I Literally Just Warned You About This”

September 9th, 2026

“Fuck It, Let The Hunt Begin;” Venice Declares Open Season on Homeless People

September 4th, 2026

Flock Cameras Destroying Privacy in Name of Public Safety Not Really Making Public Safer

September 2nd, 2026

Residents Mad Parking Lot Being Used As Parking Lot

August 31st, 2026

Local NIMBY Would Rather Just Burn It All Down Instead of Housing Homeless

August 27th, 2026

RFK Jr to LAHSA: “Only WE Can Embezzle Tax Revenue”

August 25th, 2026

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham Once Again Spotted in WeHo

August 22nd, 2026

LA Mayoral Debate Hosted by Local “Kill All Poors” Chapter, Streamed on Pre-War Technology

August 20th, 2026

“You Look Lonely, I Can Fix That,” Says Stephen Milller Billboard to JD Vance

August 3rd, 2026

Vance Floods Santa Monica with Secret Service to Avoid Constituent’s Opinions

August 1st, 2026

Cinephile Embarks on His Own Odyssey Home After LA Angers Poseidon, God of Seas and Water Mains

July 30th, 2026

Man Looking Suspiciously Like Lindsey Graham in Mustache Spotted in WeHo Gay Bar; Death Faked?

July 12th, 2026

FIFA Tourist Given Authentic Santa Monica Experience; Mauled by Mountain Lion

July 11th, 2026

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