August 22nd, 2026
While many are still mourning the loss of one of America’s greatest political minds, West Hollywood residents continue to suffer under his reign of terror. The Westside Wavepool was one of the first publications to report on a man looking suspiciously like Lindsey Graham in a mustache prowling the city streets, and we can now confirm a second sighting of a Lindsey-lookalike in the area.
This time, the individual was spotted running naked through the streets in broad daylight. Weaving through traffic with ease, some mistook the figure for a small piglet. However, it has been reported that Darlene Graham, Lindsey’s sister, was spotted bundling him into a car, casting doubt on the theory that the creature was just a regular local pig.
Wavepool reporters will continue to be on the ground in case more sightings are reported.
By Baker Jones